Thursday, October 15, 2009

In the howling wilderness

A busy street of bombay , or mumbai- as they’d like to call it. People fondly call it many names :: the city of Dreams … a City that Never Sleeps… names that make it sound like the happiest place to be. Well, so it maybe, for the ones in the luxury cars on this typical traffic signal.

A beggar with no legs or hands struggles on a wheeled plank to get from one rickshaw to another, to as many as he can try his luck on, before the light turns green and the herd of raging bulls is unleashed to continue its stampede. A man in one of these li’l 3-wheeled fuel-thirsty demons watches as the beggar makes one futile stop after another. He stretches his impaired arms out every time, hoping against hopes for some human to stop in his daily tracks of a sub-conscious life and notice his suffering. The suits in the luxury sedans are too cozy in their air-conditioned worlds to peek out at his cruel fate, those behind the helmets are too busy whining about their day at work. He gets all his strength together to roll to another worthless stop.

The man in the autorickshaw, lets call him Mr. Intern (‘coz that’s what his appointment letter labels him), imagines how it would be to live the life of the beggar. An unfortunate incident would have crippled him of his most vital tools of survival- his hands and feet. He would have been left with nothing but a will to survive, a will stronger than that of most others, who give in to the daily pressures of a life, far better than his. Thereafter, he started living on bits and pieces thrown at him by the few who cared to give a second look to fate’s flawed architecture. And so, he continues… rolling on, sitting on the piece of wood that is virtually his life-support now. Mr. Intern now looks besides, on his seat. There sits a proud set of shopping bags, which contains his day’s grabs at the mall. There’s a trendy pair of shades, some t-shirts which he found to be really “cool” and a few other things, that combined, would outrun the beggar’s annual expenditure by light years. The utter unfairness in this arrangement hits him like a speeding truck. He suddenly feels guilty of the purchases, which had had him feeling higher on the vogue scale a while ago. He now signals to the crippled man, fishes out a wallet, and hands him an amount that might not help his handicap but does put a rare glow of surprise in those lifeless eyes, a grateful smile on his deformed lips. The beggar has developed a way of holding things between his handless arms. His helplessness- just the sight of it could make a man cry. The rick-driver seeing the exchange, takes a moment out of chewing his pan, to give Mr. Intern a look, cold as ice. Mr. Intern thinks he saw a hint of a smile on that dry face behind the wheel, or was it?

Back on the road, the countdown to green is approaching its much-honked-for finale. But the beggar is well on his way back, holding tight, to the li’l joy that’s made his day. Mr. Intern who was previously brooding over the day’s work- his rude colleagues, the mean creature called his boss, the 20 hours spent in his cubicle the day before and some other minor complaints with life, looks on with utter amazement at what his small act has done. An amount as worthless to him as Rs.50, that could have got him just another cup of coffee in his favorite cafĂ©, just arranged for a man’s meals for a whole day or two, perhaps more.

5…... 4….. 3.... 2.... 1... GREEN!!!

The honking spikes, the tide rushes towards the other end… This is where Mr. Intern splits with the normal world and enters a quieter street. He has had just another day at work, yet the inexplicable feeling that he has made a lot out of his life today. He almost forgets to pick his shopping bags from the rick. He carries back with himself today- the smile of a man, torn apart by fate. He carries the biggest joy in this world … the joy of giving.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dear Mr.Newswala...

Dear Mr. Newswala,

This is in fond memory of Responsible and Objective Journalism in our country. I condemn this unfortunate loss, which came to light recently during the multiple instances of your reactive and provocative "Reporting" of India's unlikely and disappointing early exit from the T20 World Cup.

Reporting, as suggested by a very reliable dictionary, seems to mean '
to give or render a formal account or statement of something', which, i regret to say, does not appear to match your idea of the same. Coming from the media of the biggest democracy of the world, NEWS should be NEWS and not impulsive ramblings of an opinionated mind. To go from Reporting the news of India's loss to pointing fingers at the players, the media has gone a long way, regrettably, in the wrong direction.

For a nation, where cricket is a religion, a loss in a World Cup hurts every individual on the street. The fact that the Indian cricket team did not live upto our expectations disappointed a billion Indians fans around the globe but to pounce upon this opportunity to criticize the unbelievably-successful MS Dhoni, who has led our team to many a delighting victories in the so very recent past, is very disturbing and rather shameful. I call it shameful, sir, since, cricket players and legends alike from OTHER nations have led support to MS Dhoni and OUR team, while we have been busy pelting virtual stones at the same men, who have made us proud as a nation winning almost everything since September '07 , if my memory serves me right. To honor them in times of great victories and to withdraw all support, in fact, dispose them off as
shameless, worthless & talentless cricketers, to quote your headlines sir, is utterly immature and disgustingly hypocritical. Headlines which URGE our champions to "learn" from Pakistan, the very team that they defeated last year and gave us a historical peak of joy makes us rather sad as passionate fans of cricket and staunch supporters of our team.

Emotional "Reporting", if i may call it that, has ironically become a trend with news channels today. The headlines we read sipping our morning cuppa tea does anything but make us proud of where we stand in our psychological and ethical development, as a nation. Life-taking-Riots in the name of religion, election campaigns based on promises of Mandirs and not reforms, are just a few of those shameful realities that further speak of us as an impulsive, unreasonable lot. And in times like these where you, the media should ideally be reforming the way India thinks (by throwing light on the grim reality behind the scenes), you often join the band wagon by taking sides.

Sir, I'm afraid i will have to say, we do NOT approve... Of a certain
prince/anju-in-a-hole being the subject of 24*7 news coverage when countless others continue to cry in their dark dungeons, unheard. We do NOT approve.. of detailed coverage of imaginative scenarios of a nuclear war and what could be, instead of the so-much what is and needs to be known... of our national heroes being called names when we, the junta stand besides them... of bearded gentlemen, right out of bad acting schools, attempting to scare us out of our wits by their not-so-witty and singularly infamous on-air behavior.. of election campaigns and religious speeches occupying every news bulletin for days at length when the nation and the crisis it faces are certainly not at a standstill... of personal opinions and impulsive conclusions replacing NEWS in a nation that has witnessed opinions turn into bloodshed more often than we are proud of.

I certainly hope these words of a common man will make the voices of many more morning-couch-tea-sippers heard, who are exhausted of surfing channels to get a byte of the real NEWS and are pretty much done with getting fed with opinions and not facts.

Yours sincerely,
The Rebel

Sunday, May 31, 2009

The 'n' things i've learnt about myself and life...

1) that i can never pre-count the no. of things i'm gonna write about in such a list or stick to a pre-determined number. Hence the "n" things .. and hence i'll keep appending to this post... :D

2) that i've always wanted to be a superhero with supernatural powers but could never decide on the one superpower i wanted !! :)
(i always dreamt of
being the typical anonymous superhero someday and save the world... hence the faith that someday, that supernatural-power-filled-meteorite will strike !!
still waiting.... optimistically )
*looks up in the sky*...

3) that i can never write short. Period.
Wow..! That was a good attempt.. ... or was it? Ahh.. here i go again...
*sighs*

4) that i can never be satisfied doing just one thing my entire life. I wanna taste the life of a rockstar, a journalist, a cricketer, a writer, a DJ, an animator, a CEO, a wildlife conservationist....... and sip life like a cocktail.

5) that i am as sensitive as.. well... uhm... how to frame this in a manly way...
ahh.. forget it. I'm sensitive in my relations and i can't boast that i've never cried. There. I said it. Next.

6) that i've always had a bucket-list but have only recently penned it down to help me keep track of all that i wanna do.

7) that life always comes back at you, one way or the other. Somebody called "Anonymous" (weird name i tell you) nailed it - "What goes around... comes around". (that proverb is credited to so many on the internet that i decided Mr. Anonymous would be the safest bet !)

8) that my sixth sense is extra-active! I see some events in my dreams just
before they happen in the real world and quite frankly, it freaks me out! I don't really know whether to call it a boon or a curse but hey... that ain't the superpower i ordered !

9) that i just LOVE animals and all the speechless species on planet earth for their simple innocuous way of living and detest animal cruelty in all forms.

10) that i believe every person is meant to serve a purpose in his/her life and touch some lives that he's sent here to make some sort of a difference to. I believe one of the major purposes i am to serve here is to give a voice to the millions of speechless animals on earth.

11) that i tend to get too serious and
too philosophical sometimes *sighs* . Brrrrrr.... *shakes off the seriousness*

12) that Mr. Anonymous is the most quoted one in the world. :p

13) that i absolutely suck at being a sportsman. In other words, i hate losing (even a practice game of cricket or basketball or even ping-pong, which i'm still not good at!)

14) that i often
ACT humble and look like the modest i-don't-want-the-spotlight person. On the inside, well... here's the generic form of the daydream ::
A huge stadium.. lots of cheerleaders... girls dying to get a glimpse of me, fainting when they do.. autograph requests, blinding camera flashes all around... i guess that sums it up.

15) that somebody (not anonymous this time, i just don't remember who) once said and i couldn't agree more : "Happiness is just a state of mind. You can be happy with nothing and unhappy even with everything in life "

16) that i'm obsessed with daydreaming !! (that's one more of all those understandably piscean traits in me)

17) that holding hands is the most touching and assuring gesture in the world.

18) that there are always two ways in life :: the easy one (certain, less rewarding and satisfying but, secure... yes, very secure) & the one less traveled (uncertain, possibly more rewarding at the end but full of struggle and surprises).
see.. Mr. philosopher at his best!

19) that each one of us is a very unique case of MPD ! ( "How many you have...? " :p)

20) that Indian tv-soaps are the worst thing ever to have happened to my family. (a separate blog-post on the sheer stupidity of these... 4 sure! )

21) that tom 'n' jerry is the only immortal show on earth !

22) that i'm an absolute "Hopeless Romantic" ( u know the kind that believes in true love, "the one", etcetra.. and ow.. also, guitars, scented candles, beaches...)

23) that i'm pretty good at being the Agony Uncle and hence, my friends open up sooner to me than they (or I) expect...

to be continued....

Monday, February 23, 2009

The irony called Slumdog...

Yes its the OSCARS... n yes, the unlikely yet so inevitable has happened! Slumdog literally clean sweeps the men with the golden swords.... Should we be celebrating ?? well....

I saw Slumdog millionaire (hereby and already called 'Slumdog' 4 the sake of the much-needed brevity in my post ) when i first heard that it had won a few Golden Globe awards. And i was like "Huh...? WHAT !?! ... A movie based in mumbai, with Anil kapoor in it won the Golden Globes and that too FOUR of them !" I started to watch it like a dog expecting a sweeeet chewy bone after a fortnight of starvation.. (oh god..this 'dog' thing is getting to me ! ) After all, it had been ages since i had seen an Original, Creative movie with a bit of Indianness in it. Bollywood truly stinks with shameless plagiarism these days....

So i kept on expecting a truly memorable scene or an emotion or an aspect of the story that would look Oscar-Like and would stay with me long after i had seen the final credits..... It never came.
In fact.. there were a lot of loopholes in the way the film had been made.. Exempli gratia :
The movie just had to be made in English due to some reason i cant understand (maybe because that would tag it "Hollywood" and help it get the Golden Globes and the Oscars n all the glittering shit in the world... well-thought i must say, seeing the results!) and the consequence - a slum boy of mumbai switched from Hindi to English and left you with a "HUH ... What just happ.... ??" ... and talked so very fluently in ANGREJI (as a slum boy in mumbai would actually say it) that the foreign tourists featuring in a scene had no problems with their little con guide of the Taj Mahal. Now i wonder what Mr. Boyle was thinking there....
And guess what? The policewalas couldnt speak English as well as the chai-wala, thank god for the realism there. But wait... what about the "&*)^$@^" s ...?? Yup, all the "Galis" were in Hindi! Well done, Mr. Boyle... Looks like you had a tour to India with a Con guide yourself, who taught you nothing but the "@#$^**%"s in Hindi. (We love doing that 4 fun, don't we? Like we tell them u greet a person in India with ****..... ahem.... etcetra... lets not get into that)

So far so bad... i kept switching between seeing a bold bollywood movie with its Hindi abuses and an English Oscar prospect with its Fluent English and well... uhm... pretty good storytelling. There were other parts of the story that made me go - "What the... ??" like if it was actually possible that an overnight celebrity - a would-be-first-millionaire on the show could be swept off outside the studio and beaten up and tortured like a "nobody" the whole night without the media creating public outrage about it... and the part where suddenly, his brother leaves him bolted out and flees with the girl (whom he was leaving out till that part ) . To be honest, i never understood the character played by Mr. Brother, sometimes caring enough to save him from getting blinded, while at times, leaving him for years and running away with his beloved at gunpoint! AND doing an ANGEL at the Climax! Wow... i wonder if he suffered from MPD... anyways...

So why did Slumdog win it all?? Maybe it was a wonderful movie and i'm a complete sucker of a critic... maybe.... but hey, what if it was made in Hindi? would it ever make it to the Oscars? even get nominated? Maybe.. But there's only one potential slot there- "Foreign Language Film" category. So that means.. the only thing that took Slumdog from "Being nominated for ONE category" to "WINNING 8 " was ........ ....... ...
yup, u guessed it- the "Hollywood" tag... the fact that it wasnt a "Foreign Language" Film, that it was made in English, even though that made no sense at all with the script of a Mumbai Slum Boy's Life...

So all of this means - no matter how well made a movie it is, it has to be in English to make it that big at the Oscars. But bollywood is for the HINDI audience.. the Indian audience, majority of which have a single common language- HINDI! Then why do we keep sucking for an OSCAR every year! Why are they called the Ultimate Recognition of Cinema when the categories themselves limit the domain to movies in one language !

Now i know All of us have different taste buds when it comes to movies... but can anyone reading this, say- SlumDog was better than all the other Bollywood movies you've ever seen in your lifetime ! ? ! Yet it gets 8 where none other has got any.... WHY? Personally speaking, if concept and filmmaking is the first and most important critertia for the jury, BLACK was far better than SLUMDOG. Well... what about "Taare Zameen Par"? It never even got into the final line-up of the only category it could have got into! You may have your personal favourites with Bollywood, not necessarily including BLACK or TZP but i don't think many of you put SlumDog above all the Bollywood of your lifetime! Yet... the distinction when it comes to getting the "MAN WITH THE GOLDEN SWORD" ...

The only thing i'm very happy about with the turn of events this oscar night is - A.R.Rahman. Not because the music of Slumdog stands towering above the rest of his compositions. (In fact i would put it somewhere near the bottom of my playlist called "Best of A . R. Rahman ") But because if there is one man in Bollywood, who's always delivered well beyond expectations, surprised us with his creativity every damn time in an industry plagued with plagiarism and composed tunes that will last for a lifetime and beyond.. got what is considered "The Highest Honour" in cinema. I still cant figure out why that distinction w.r.t the title of the oscar but if its that way.. i'm glad the Best Music Composer of India got it...

(imagine somebody like Anu Malik composing for Slumdog.. Gosh...!!! given the hype, and the insanely flooding nominations and eventual awards for Slumdog, even Mr. Disgusting PhotoCopyist would have grabbed an Oscar... :0 )

Anyways , its happened and what its done on the positive side is - show a glimpse of India to the whole world, give a global recognition to the Master- A.R.Rahman's talent .... aaaand filled the whole Oscar-hungry nation with more hope of an Oscar for a truly Bollywood movie sometime in the future! (and taught the whole world some interesting "Ma- Behen ki" Galis too [:D] !)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

What if...

Ok... look, i had resolved to myself i would not focus this blog on animal cruelty and my second post would be on something out-of-the-blue. But something SHOCKING has just come to my notice... and ITS VERY URGENT for u to sign the petition i mention here. Please take the pain to read this post and sign the petition and you'll end up saving thousands of lives. (The next blog wouldnt be on this topic.. i promise! :) )

Before i introduce u to one of the evilest, most inhumane annual practice by MAN, i feel like giving my imagination a jog... lets just think what would have happened if the Rat, yes the mortal hero of my 1st post, was a human. well, for one, i wouldnt have had to write about his death (read - MURDER) coz the news channels would be blaring out the atrocities caused to a human being. There would have been a CBI inquiry (as with every media-covered murder, the rest of the crimes can go take a f**k !). Then there would have been allegations of a political conspiracy by one of the parties , which one? well.. depending on what religion he was of course...! Then there would be flashing B-Grade movie dialogues on news channels with photos of the poor Man's Body and its bad plight. The media would scare the SHIT out of people assuming it was a serial killer on work and that every damn person watching the news was at life-threatening risk! Then there would be witnesses, cash remunerations for the family of the deceased , cases that would take decades and finally, some day we would hear of a SEVERE punishment to the accused , which again would be opposed by the HUMAN RIGHTS authorities! Again... human life would be Valued and the punishment reduced to something unanimously considered more HUMANE!

All this for a single Man's LIFE!! worth it? definitely... Well ... why not a rat then? AND what about the 330,000 baby seals killed every year in canada in the name of extra demand for fur. Now how many of u have even heard of that?? Has any news channel covered it even in the friggin' bottom-of-the-screen-slider !

Wanna know more ...? u guessed it... they arent just killed. They are clubbed to death! People bludgeon them to death by hitting their skulls with metal rods repeatedly... n wait.. their fun game is not over yet... the metal rod has a curved spike which they use, to drag the baby seals' bodies on the ice, while some unfortunate ones are still alive and subconscious... then they are skinned Alive! HOW WOULD IT FEEL TO GET URSELF STRIPPED OFF UR SKIN ?? Gettin goosebumps huh?? N all this happens, while the mothers of the seals cry in despair and pain watching their babies to a ruthless, EXTREMELY PAINFUL DEATH! i dont think i can or have to go any further on this...

If u people wanna help and prevent the thousands who are gonna be killed this way this year... sign this petition URGENTLY... and PLEASE let others know of this... Ask them to sign it too.

HERE'S THE LINK TO PETA's PETITION ::
http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/seal_hunt07

and here's some SHOCKING proof - ::
http://www.peta.org/feat-canadaSealHunt.asp

pl read the above article for facts and figures and... for all u bravehearts- there's a video ...



Who knows.. we might just save thousands of lives and avoid the bloody massacre, the brutal insane murders this time, with a simple act of signing a petition and spreading awareness about it. PLEASE... SIGN IT N MAKE OTHERS DO THE SAME. ITS THE LEAST WE CAN DO...

Its a pity to see the world degrade into what its become... When some hundreds of people died in Mumbai recently, it became a Global sensation! People started calling it India's 9/11 (i dont wanna get into how cheap that sounded- i mean- to compare it to another disaster to help it gain its merit on the global strata). There are talks of War when some hundreds of Humans lose their lives... people take out processions... even celebrities... People hold "SHANTI SABHA"s and pray for the souls of the hundreds!! What about these THOUSANDS killed in THE MOST INSANE WAYS EVERY YEAR ! Nobody cares... coz they arent humans huh? Are their lives any less significant? Are they anatomically any less sensitive to pain??

NO!! COZ they cant stand up for themselves.. or bcoz they cant come back at us. Coz they are HELPLESS! We as a species, are so LAME, to be doing these things to helpless, speechless life forms!

Just imagine human beings killed THIS way and in SUCH NUMBERS.. what would happen?? WORLD WAR III would be my guess... n it happens EVERY YEAR to helpless seals. The hypocrite called MAN.
Know what...? After i asked the question ( "do we deserve to live?") in the first post.. i think i've got an answer! i'l answer that Q with a comment posted by someone (who hates the homosapiens as much as i do) on youtube ::

"Every 3 seconds a Worthless human dies...

1.. 2... 3.... HORAY!

1..2... 3... HORAY!"

P.s. PLEASE DONT FORGET THE PETITION ... and if possible, find out other ways of standing up for these helpless creatures and others like them...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

do WE deserve to live?

Well... i'd first thought of putting up a post introducing myself and my purpose of blogging here first up. But Then something happened today....
There are events that change your perception of life, people, your own self and life...Didn't i just say that? oh well.....
And one such event, a very insignificant (to most) event happened today....... a rat was killed in my office.

Yeah, well.. .i know - u would say- "Whoa! BIG SHIT huh!?!"
To be honest.. i don't even know the difference between a mouse and a rat and while i write this, it occurs to me that there just might not be one.. but that's not the point, what matters here is.. i know he had a life.. just like u n me... n that there was no reason to kill it... yet.....
We humans have come to a point in the evolution process that our brains have conquered the world and all its other forms of life.. and our desires have conquered the brain. Yes, it is sad that not many of us realize "what's wrong in killing a pestering rat?" or maybe think that "chickens were born to be fried and eaten". And it is extremely pathetic when someone (like my boss today) gets an immense amount of pleasure after ending an innocent little life (or even by getting it killed by an unwilling-but-scared-of-losing-his-job peon). After the disgusting act, He (the sadistic creature called my boss) hummed his favorite tune on his way out as happy as a lark, as proud as a valiant warrior after his brutal but victorious battle with the evil forces.. The event that disturbed me to the extent of feeling the rat's pain physically when he was swatted to death had just made my boss' day. There couldn't have been a better beginning to it for him. Why didn't i say anything? well.. i'm not the hypocrite kind.. I did.. In fact putting my job ( read no-stipend-training) at stake, i revolted.. and stopped him in his tracks... But he had a question to my "DON'T KILL IT"- he asked "well... what else do u do with it?" Then, he arranged for some unwilling office boys to be his allies in the murder. They cornered the poor thing which hid itself behind a fire extinguisher and tried to run out in different directions every now and then... all of the murderers tried to stomp the li'l thing to a painful death every time it tried to run for his life.... and a rat held no answer to its brutal encounter with the most powerful (and senseless) species on earth. The moment came... and all i could do was to run out of there in utter pain and disgust.

And as i write this, i can only imagine what a baby rat would have felt being crushed to death.. its inner organs pressing into each other, and finally giving in to the force, feeling his blood squirt out his veins, as if in slow motion... he would've screamed in pain and helplessness... but who was to hear a rat screeching in his death. A tear rolls out of my eye as i can go no further.. the pain is unbearable even in my thoughts....

Yes it was a baby rat... i could see the beautiful sense of life that prevailed in him while he hopped around, sprinted across the floor threatening to harm none of the selfish brutal humans around. But we, as a species, don't share that generosity with the other creatures on this earth. We think we ought to kill.... that there's nothing wrong in killing a rat if it sprints on the office floor even though we could easily spend 10 odd min catching it and putting it out of the area- ALIVE n Breathing....While the rat had sprinted in and out of my room all morning, i'd observed the wonderful life in him, the pattern in which it would visit places in the office rush back to the safe opening in the floor in my room. Needless to say, I let him be. As an animator, i observed the minutest of his actions, his run, his head turning to look at me to see if i intended any harm... the character he portrayed.... and then it struck me.. he would have the same fate. He would be killed... mercilessly and meaninglessly. Unfortunately humans lived upto their reputation once again.

Yes I am an Animator... and i am in a studio full of people - artists, who are thought to be able to see those aspects of life that go unnoticed to another human being. We observe walk cycles of people, animals, we notice their emotions.. their reactions.. their body movements.. their EVERYTHING to make our films as realistic as possible. Yet, nobody noticed the pain in the happening.. the absolute disrespect for life in the event. We toil for months and years to make an appealing movie, to make sure those 3 hours of entertainment make people laugh, cry, smile,.....but we cant afford those 10 min of discomfort that can be spent by the office boys to catch a pestering rat and leave him outside the premises of our leisure zones. Those 3 hours that we strive to make-perfect might touch some lives around the globe, maybe for a brief time... but those 10 min that we couldn't afford just ended a precious life forever. And this ... is just one of the millions of brutal tales that happen everyday!

The question is :: if we don't respect and care for lives around us... if we are so indifferent to life and proud of being so at the same time.... Do WE really deserve to live?


as i write this, i look down to watch out for the li'l thing as i did all morning to keep my feet from hurting the poor fellow... but there's no more life springing out of that opening in the floor... there is no innocent sprinting around. There are just cold, brutal humans all around who know nothing but their own tales of materialistic success and failure. I'm all alone.....